Thursday, September 06, 2007

Bad Jeffrey Wells, Bad Boy!

For some Hollywood hilarity and hi-jinx check out Wellsgate which is taking place right now Sugarfoots on two of my fave blogs --

Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily and Jeffrey Wells' Hollywood-Elsewhere... history is being witnessed -- as two Hollywood Blogiators battle in the arena...

But.. for the time being I am taking the link to Wells off of my Favorite Guilty Web Pleasure list... he can sit in the corner until he comes up with something better than his "I'm just a guy" excuse for his naughty behavior... Nikki's gets to stay -- sorry, she gotcha Jeffy! Finke 1 Wells 0

Just to catch you up -- Nikki Finke posted an email that Jeffrey Wells had sent to "3:10 to Yuma" director James Mangold asking him for a still photo from actress Vinessa Shaw's love scene with Russell Crowe and profusely thanking him for getting her to take her clothes off... ick

And then Wells confirmed that he had sent it to Mangold and that he's just a guy, blah, blah, blah, and how could she post it, wah, wah, wah...pretty hilarious

Read it all at Finke's blog

www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/creepiest-email-from-a-blogger-to-hollywood


But, it's not that it's "morally wrong" or "unprofessional" or even that perverted by Hollywood standards...it's just uncouth and disgusting and dumb...far beneath the pseudo-intellectual persona he displays in his writing... it's hard to buy the pompous aging hipster critic act now...

Especially now that he's provided his readership with the sad depiction of a lonely man staring at a tiny still image of a partially nude actress in one hand and a rarely used withered appendage in the other, eyes half-closed, thinning hair dampening around his brow with a weak sweat as he blinks hard to conjure a connection to some warm flesh fantasy of an almost stranger that could... if only for a moment... want him...ROTF LMAO TFF…

And as far as the question of whether or not Ms. Finke did a terrible thing by posting his email to Mangold… boo-hoo -- it’s the Internet Jeffy! Welcome to the Jungle! If you don’t want it out there…don’t write it down… duh…

Oooh, I can’t wait for the next juicy chapter!!!

I'm getting a vision of the entire cast and crew of "3:10 to Yuma" laughing their asses off... especially Vinessa Shaw...

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